Tuesday 3 November 2009

Letters to Editor

Dear Editor,

It strikes me as rather odd that when The Lord decides to appear, he does so in, Pies, Pastries and Pasties.(Pie Crust Christ) Given that we now live in a technological age, wouldn't he rather wish to appear on The Internet, YouTube or simultaneously on everyone's Facebook Page? Surely he would make more of an impact on these sites. It would certainly give those who live their lives in a virtual world something to Tweet about, as I believe those who are on Twitter do all the time!

Yours Faithfully


Horace Crabtree



Dear Sir,

A note of some Geographical and etymylogical import. Your recent headline, PIE CRUST CHRIST, mentioned that The Lord appeared in a Wimberry pie. Anyone who has lived in these valleys will tell you that a Wimberry pie is the Lancastrian term for what we Yorkshire folk know as a Blueberry pie. Those in the red County may have won a battle some years back, with the dubious help of the Welsh, but they can't take our Blueberries, they belong here in God's own country, Yorkshire.


Yours,

Councillor Brian Robshaw
Tyke Alliance

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