Friends Reunited

Paper hit the stands this morning without too much fuss. Banner headline was Pie Crust Christ. A woman from Withering Heights found the face of Jesus in her home made Wimberry Pie. A YouTube hit and local radio and TV, very interested. Miranda did speak at breakfast, grudgingly. Got interesting email from someone at Friends Reunited. Old University girlfriend called Veronica. She's now divorced of course and 'fancied meeting up.' All sounds very desperate, but we did have a good time at uni, and she still looks good, if indeed that's her real photo. What with Photo Shop and airbrushing , you never really know what someone looks like. We went out for a year. Well, we had sex for a year. I bought her the 12" version of 'Love will tear us apart.' How apposite those Joy Division boys were. I will email her tonight under the ciover of darkness.